Time To Withdraw Clock Boy

Ahmed Muhamed of Irving, Texas, aka Clock Boy, has been asked and answered. It was obvious from the beginning that this was a deliberately provocative act, and the only question to be answered was, "why."

Why rip apart a Radio Shack Micronta 63 756 clock radio and stuff it into a briefcase, then take it to school on September 11? The original intent was to play coy under questioning, and then get arrested. Because the politically correct, the progressive fluffers of Islam, always hypersensitive to persecution of Muslims, will fly to his defense.

Getting swag may have been an unintended side benefit to this false flag operation. Perhaps the most hilarious was Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook post, describing how Clock Boy has "the skill and ambition to build something cool." Mark Zuckerberg built a tech empire and is richer than Croesus, yet he can't discern the difference between an invention and a hoax.

And President Obama invited him to the White House. The leader of the free world is this credulous, yet we are supposed to trust that he will "snap-back" sanctions on Iran because "if they cheat, we will know." Does President Obama know that Clock Boy's uncle runs a trucking company called "Twin Towers Transportation?"

It takes a skeptic like Richard Dawkins to throw a wrench into the wheels of Islamic supremacy. He tweeted:

Disassembling & reassembling is great. But you shouldn't then claim it was your "invention". http://t.co/bBcaWoJpbd

— Richard Dawkins (@RichardDawkins) September 20, 2015

The most telling behavior of this whole undertaking wasn't the staged photo with Clock Boy wearing a NASA shirt and handcuffs. It was when Clock Boy and his CAIR handlers blew off a meeting with the school principal and chief of police to hold a news conference blasting Irving's mayor, Beth Van Duyne.

The same mayor who nearly every article about this story blasts as islamophobic and anti-islamic. Because she opposed setting up an Islamic tribunal in her city. A tribunal which would dispense sharia law.

Now that the why has been unraveled, I thought it might be fun to travel down memory lane, with a Hollywood-style montage of Clock Boy's tweets. These all belong to me. I feel it may be time to retire Clock Boy, if Richard Dawkins hasn't breathed new life into the story. I feel a new hash-tag mocking troll emerging. Is #BlackLivesMatter still a thing?