I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues

Elton John has unwittingly made a compelling argument against allowing homosexual male couples to raise children. The National Enquirer is running a cover story which alleges, Elton John Betrayed By Cheating Husband.

Clicking on the link is not recommended unless you are interested in reading about sweet man on man intercourse. The link is really just there for attribution. What's hilarious is the black bar across the faces of John and his, er, husband, David Furnish. Like anyone's anonymity, let alone Elton John's, is protected by a thin black rectangle.

Elton John has asked for an injunction against publication of the story in the U.K. edition, on the grounds that he does not want his children to see it. The Enquirer further reports that John's lawyers contend that Furnish did not have an affair because the singer knew about his extra-marital relationship.

If Elton John knew about the affair, then he is condoning and enabling an unfaithful spouse. This type of perfidy is highly likely to be risky, unprotected, gay butt-sex.

Attempting to hide it only draws curiosity, increasing the likelihood his beloved offspring, the fruit of his loins, will become aware of the affair. Consider that nearly one in three homosexual men will have more than 1,000 sexual partners. Also consider that eighty percent of those partners will be strangers. Oh, but give us gay marriage, and you'll see, the faggots are going to get married and be monogamous. Riiight.

Keeping the news off the front page won't keep their kids from knowing. Attempting to hide the affair only makes it seem that much more shameful. A less futile and much more magnificent gesture would be to vow to buy every copy of that issue of the Enquirer in existence.

Elton John paid an anonymous woman in California a huge sum of money to gestate his issue. I wonder how she will feel when she reads the news in about ten years, when the baby she carried is found dead, in a hotel room, with a needle sticking out of his arm. I hope the money was worth it to her.