Climate Jesus

When I heard that Prince had died the other day, my first thought was, "why would God take such a gifted soul and not Leonardo DiCaprio?"

God must have other plans for Leo. Among them, speaking at the United Nations as their Messenger of Peace.

His full title is Messenger of Peace with a special focus on climate change. In other words, Leo is Climate Jesus.

DiCaprio evoked slavery and President Lincoln in his address to the U.N.

"President Abraham Lincoln was also thinking of bold action 150 years ago when he said: 'The dogmas of the quiet past are inadequate to the stormy present, as our case is new, so we must think anew and act anew. We must disenthrall ourselves and then we shall save our country.'"

Therefore, denying climate change is literally like supporting slavery. DiCaprio should know what he's talking about, because he played a racist slave -owner in a movie once.

Why compare climate skepticism to an endorsement of slavery? Why not compare it to the Nazis? Climate skeptics are literally Hitler has such a nice resonance.

You can probably understand why DiCaprio used the Lincoln reference. Climate alarmists these days want to use the power of the state to punish anyone who commits wrongthink. Expressing a belief that humans are not causing global warming is borderline criminal. It's not illegal - yet. But slavery was legal for a while also.

What DiCaprio would enjoy is the United States submitting to United Nations authority. He seeks an "upheaval..that leads to a new collective consciousness."

Hey Leo, would this "upheaval" be accomplished by suspending habeas corpus, like Lincoln did? This act of Lincoln's was justified by the fact that southern states were in a state of rebellion.

How much climate wrongthink must one display to be considered rebellious?

And on the third day, he ascended into heaven astride his 450 -foot yacht, The Rising Sun.