The Black Mesa Incident

Where is my copy of Half Life 2?

What is Half Life 2? One of the most enjoyable first person video games ever. You are Gordon Freeman, an MIT physicist who never says a word. All he does is save the world, armed with only the tools at hand. Even a crowbar! There is a gadget called a gravity gun, that lets you pick up a washing machine like a toaster, then launch it at terminal velocity towards your opponent.

Freeman could kick Master Chief's ass, and have plenty left over! And, if you have read this far, and don't know who the Master Chief is, then, you are no gamer.

Oh, sorry, beg your pardon. I didn't know you were in a coma. The only thing the video game world needs is the ability to put specific metaphysical properties onto your foes. The player in a Spitfire, who just chewed up your propeller, could become the dingleberry at the DMV.

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