"Fuck You Dad"

Back in 1960, the ultimate "fuck you, Dad" move was to marry a black guy. A generation of girls brought up in the sterile, sexually repressed 1950's expressed their sexual independence from their fathers in this way.

Ann Dunham gave us a "fuck you, Dad," President, who has hopped into bed with every degenerate regime he could, from Iran, to Venezuela, and Cuba.

Then the 1960's and the sexual revolution unleashed the greatest female sexual anarchy the world has ever known. But women, especially the women who marched in solidarity against Trump yesterday, ignore something very important.

Women only have the right to assemble and speak because men asserted these rights, codified them, and died to protect them.

One of the speakers yesterday was a "woman" named J. Bob Alotta, who runs an LGBT advocacy group called the Astraea Lesbian Foundation For Justice. The current "fuck you, Dad" for girls is to marry another girl.

It's all about "intersectionality" in feminism, now. The black lesbian woman sits on top of the hierarchy now, because she can assert the least privilege and the most oppression.

Nobody ever explains how the lesbian woman's imperative is reconciled with the newest member of the oppressed women's club, the Muslim woman. Muslim activist Linda Sarsour single-handedly made the hijab the unofficial icon of yesterday's women's march. Because Muslim women are so oppressed by their religion, right? No, because Muslim women are so oppressed by western patriarchy.

If Linda Sarsour were concerned about the oppression of women, she would have organized marches in Riyadh or Cairo. The only marches outside of the U.S. were in Western European countries.

It took me awhile to find an image of women's solidarity anywhere else. This is an image of women marching in Accra, Ghana, yesterday. Ghana is 75% Christian, but the reaction of the natives to the crazy white women is unmistakably bewilderment.

Yesterday, Gloria Steinem proclaimed that, "if you [Trump] force Muslims to register, we will all register as Muslims."

Prediction: Girls who need a new, transgressive "fuck you, Dad," will satisfy this impulse by marrying Muslim men. At least then "intersectionality" will meet it's true test, the seventy-ton freight train known as Islam, barreling through an unguarded rail crossing.