Retiring Hillary

Time to retire, @HRClinton45 aka President-Elect HRC. Back to Arky.

This was to be a troll account, but never got rolling. On Message For Her filled that niche quite well. The whole point was to articulate how stupid it was to clear the field for such a rotten candidate. She was anointed to be next in line to the throne, but a funny thing happened.

What's next for the parody account formerly known as President-Elect HRC, formerly formerly known as Clock Boy?

I thought for months that a fun direction would be a parody account along the lines of Brock McRapeface. It would be constant slut-shaming and mocking the campus rape hysteria. But I'm sort of partial to a new idea that came to me this morning.

You may have heard of homosexual conversion therapy. This would be the reverse image, or heterosexual conversion therapy. Are you hetero but don't want to be? Donate to my patreon.

There are thousands of images that could be employed. Obama and Biden waving rainbow flags, Justin Trudeau marching in a gay pride parade, the White House lit up in rainbow hue.

Are you a male heterosexual looking enviously at your high-status gay neighbor? Go suck a cock.