Monday, November 16, 2015

We'll Make Great Pets

Local CW television affiliate San Diego 6 is running a teaser for tonight's broadcast, a story about a most unusual Christmas gift for dog people. The gift? Neuticles, surgically implanted testicular prosthetics for neutered dogs.

Is it television ratings sweeps week already?

Neuticles "allow pets to retain their natural look, [and] self-esteem." If we can now reliably measure pet self-esteem, then we have officially run out of problems to solve. If we could ascertain a pet's self-esteem, I'm "positive" that it goes down after this procedure.

Have you ever seen the look on a dog's face when you dress them up in a silly outfit? That's shame and confusion. They know that they have become an object of ridicule. Now imagine they wake up one day, wearing a cone collar, and their balls have been replaced by something inanimate and plastic. Replace your dog's testicles with Neuticles and he will spend the rest of his life wondering what he did wrong.

It's interesting that industry and culture try to find ways to replace essential things that are removed. It is in this vein that Neuticles are symbolic of Western culture. The emasculation of males begins at a very young age. Nearly twenty percent of American boys are diagnosed with ADHD before they even get to high school. Many of them will be treated with medication.

This medication is to get them to behave more like girls, so they can sit still in class. This is, in effect, a chemical castration.

Western society as a whole seems to have a castration fetish. The feminist movement has been subject to a hostile takeover by radical lesbians like Sally Kohn and Hilary Rosen, and by misandrists like Amanda Marcotte. This is because women like this believe that men are basically like women, only without the vagina. People like this are proud of their gender abolitionism.

For proof of America's feminization, look no further than President Obama, with his ambiguous sexuality. His wife holds placards reading #BringBackOurGirls, which has to be the most impotent display ever. And it's not just a feminization of society, we also see masculinization of women. The most powerful cultural story of the weekend was Rhonda Rousey being shut up by Holly Holm.

Progressives in general and feminists in particular despise any displays of masculinity by men. They believe the patriarchy is useless because they think they have outlawed war. To them, we have eliminated all possible outside threats, and the only existential threats to them are within their own society.

You can't even display a pair of bull testicles on your pickup truck anymore.

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 BUNDY WAS PROBABL TRANS NOOBODY TALKS ABOUT THIS...THEY/THEM LEFT DETAILED NOTES ON THERE/THEM OBSESSESH WITH THE VAG