Saturday, August 12, 2006

Yard Assail Haiku

a dollar a case
how about the cooler, man
maybe not today

the reciprocal
caught a man's eye, and made mine
the focus, a sale.

sly hand sign for three,
his thumb pressed fast, on knuckle
three fingers, earnest

a deal is done, no?
cooler man's wife piped back up
"thought it not for sale?"

all apologies
sixteen years in sales, taught me
take the bird in hand

all apologies
yet her final utterance
my lord's name in vain!

inappropriate!
and so was my behavior
wadding up the bill

taken for a ride
i thought i was driving sir!
twenty for the saw?

the final assail
yet another sly gesture
hidden wallet trick!

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