Fewer Clantons

The Rolling Stone article on Eric Clanton is full of equivocation, but I liked the #helicoptertwitter reference.

So much passive language. Riots erupted, etc. How is Rolling Stone still a going concern?

Awful nice of Alan Feuer to mention Clanton's alleged victim, Sean Stiles. Alan Feuer wrote four thousand words on Eric Clanton and one paragraph went to Stiles. Alan Feuer. Probably pronounced "fewer." Alan Feuer. Journalism is such an honorable vocation.

Clanton may have at least seven victims, according to court records. Where was he radicalized?11!

Good job 4chan. If not for you, Eric Clanton would still be in a classroom, attempting to socially engineer the next generation. And Sean Stiles is only twenty years old. Stiles could have been one of his students!

Clanton took selfies at the event that matched the video evidence. Heh.

I don't know what brand of U-lock Clanton allegedly used in his attacks, but this critter weighs 2 lbs 5 oz so it's like getting hit with a hammer.

Clanton is represented by Oakland attorney D an Si egel, well-known in activist circles since NLG is like antifa's in-house counsel.

"Human rights over property interests," except situationally.